Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Jokes about killing Californians totally kill it at a Texas rally

http://blogs.marketwatch.com/themargin/2014/01/13/jokes-about-killing-californians-totally-kill-it-at-a-texas-rally/



You know what makes for a fantastic icebreaker at a party in Texas? Jokes about killing Californians in their cars. “You need to open fire on these vehicles immediately. Immediately. Not with 9 millimeters or AR rounds, you need to put mortars on those things, you cannot take any chances.” Get it?
That pearl came from conservative blogger and regular Fox News guest Bill Whittle, and it drew some hearty laughter from the crowd at a rally for Sen. Ted Cruz over the weekend. The only things missing from his performance at this self-described “celebration of freedom and liberty”were a few spittoons and some celebratory gun fire.

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