Thursday, November 22, 2012

HUMOR: New Medicare Program - Part G


                                            You're a sick senior citizen
                                            and the government says
                                            there is no nursing home
                                            available for you. So what
                                            do you do?

                                            Our plan gives anyone 65
                                            years or older a gun and 4
                                            bullets. You are allowed to
                                            shoot four Politicians.

                                            Of course, this means you
                                            will be sent to prison where
                                            you will get three meals a
                                            day, a roof over your head,
                                            central heating, air
                                            conditioning and all the
                                            health care you need!

                                            Need new teeth? No problem.
                                            Need glasses? That's great.
                                            Need a new hip, knees,
                                            kidney, lungs or heart?
                                            They're all covered.

                                            As an added bonus, your kids
                                            can come and visit you as
                                            often as they do now.

                                            And who will be paying for
                                            all of this? It's the same
                                            government that just told
                                            you that you they cannot
                                            afford for you to go into a
                                            home.

                                            And you can get rid of 4
                                            useless politicians while
                                            you are at it.

                                            Plus, because you are a
                                            prisoner, you don't have to
                                            pay any income taxes
                                            anymore.  Is this a great
                                            country or what?

CREDIT TO GOLDMELTER FOR THE JOKE

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