SATIRE FROM THE ONION: In Our Defense, These Were Some Pretty Fucked-Up Laws And We Were Ordered To Deliberate In Accordance With Them

http://www.theonion.com/articles/in-our-defense-these-were-some-pretty-fuckedup-law,33126/

SATIRE...ALMOST (but very close to the truth!)

AND THIS...(more satire!)

I Think People Could Have Been A Little More Sympathetic About My Broken Nose

COMMENTARY • Opinion • ISSUE 49•28 • Jul 10, 2013

By George Zimmerman

http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-think-people-could-have-been-a-little-more-sympa,33073/