The bus won't go:
The politician says, "Everyone get out an push. I'm the driver."
The banker says "I'll loan you the money for a tow."
The pragmatist says, "Let's try and fix it."
The professor says, "I wrote a paper on vehicle problems in
the country a few years ago."
The protester says, "If we stage a protest in front of the
bus company headquarters this won't happen again."
The preacher says, "Lord deliver us from this calamity."
The right wing idealist says, "We need a banker to loan us
the money to buy a new bus."
The left wing idealist says, "I will not put gas in the bus
because it comes from oil companies."
The left wing demagogue says, "We told you this would happen.
You need to let us redesign this system."
The right wing demagogue says, "We need more efficiency (less
compassion) in the current system."
The Hollywood producer thinks of a storyline while adjusting
the dual thermostat in his Bentley.
The rich man says, "Driver can you get around that bus?"
The super rich man says, "Look at all that traffic down
there."
God says, "Man! When will you ever learn."
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