Tuesday, December 22, 2015

The Devil's Holiday Letter: 2015 Ignorance, My Poor Dear Americans, Will Not Save You

http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article43779.htm

Through means I am unable to disclose, I have obtained a copy of the Devil's Christmas letter. Yes, Satan too sends a Yule letter, and no, I was not on his mailing list. I think Satan's Holiday cheer should give us all pause.
"To my fallen angels Beelzebub, Lucifer and Leviathan, princes of Hell's demons, and to my minions, lackeys, toadies and sycophants on Earth:
Due to the high cost of postage, please accept this miserly digital version of my holiday missive.

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