You're a sick senior citizen
and the government says
there is no nursing home
available for you. So what
do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65
years or older a gun and 4
bullets. You are allowed to
shoot four Politicians.
Of course, this means you
will be sent to prison where
you will get three meals a
day, a roof over your head,
central heating, air
conditioning and all the
health care you need!
Need new teeth? No problem.
Need glasses? That's great.
Need a new hip, knees,
kidney, lungs or heart?
They're all covered.
As an added bonus, your kids
can come and visit you as
often as they do now.
And who will be paying for
all of this? It's the same
government that just told
you that you they cannot
afford for you to go into a
home.
And you can get rid of 4
useless politicians while
you are at it.
Plus, because you are a
prisoner, you don't have to
pay any income taxes
anymore. Is this a great
country or what?
CREDIT TO GOLDMELTER FOR THE JOKE
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